Mad Hatter Cottage | A Most Curious Retreat

$350-600/night
2 Bedrooms • 2 Baths (1 full, 1 half) • Sleeps 2-4
Internet Fireplace River Mountain Forest Hot Tub (more...)

Welcome to Wonderland. We Hope You're a Little MAD.

This isn't your bedtime fairytale.

Somewhere in the North Georgia mountains, tucked along a secluded stretch of river near Blue Ridge, sits a rather peculiar little cottage. It's the sort of place where Wonderland has grown up, developed a darker sense of humor, and made itself quite comfortable in the woods.

Welcome to Mad Hatter Cottage, where curiosity is encouraged, imagination runs wild, and being a little MAD is practically a prerequisite.

We've taken our love of Wonderland, mixed in a healthy dose of dark whimsy, and perhaps gotten just a tad carried away with the details. But that's half the fun, isn't it?

Inside, a towering tree-shaped fireplace brings the enchanted forest indoors, while a living wall and countless curious details make it worth taking a second (or third) look around. There's always something unexpected waiting to be discovered, and we rather like keeping a few surprises to ourselves.

Should you find yourself in the mood to do absolutely nothing (a perfectly respectable pursuit in Wonderland), you can add a little movie magic to your stay with our optional MAD Theatre experience. A cozy daybed, a projector, and absolutely no reason to change out of your pajamas.

Of course, the curious adventures don't stop at the door.

Step outside and you'll discover 1.5 private acres of woodland Wonderland, all yours to explore. Our pergola-covered hot tub sits above the river, where you can soak beneath the stars while listening to the water wander past. There's also a giant outdoor chessboard for those who enjoy a little friendly competition. Losing your head over a bad move is, naturally, discouraged.

And then there's the woodland itself. Our gardens are a little wild by design, with native-inspired plantings, visiting wildlife, and greenery that changes with the seasons. We prefer to let nature have a say in how Wonderland grows. After all, the forest was here long before we started getting MAD ideas.

Wonderland has grown up. Whether the rest of us have is another question entirely.

With two bedrooms and room for up to four grown-ups, Mad Hatter Cottage was created for those who haven't quite outgrown their childhood imagination. It's a place for couples, close friends, and anyone who thinks the best kind of getaway comes with a little curiosity and a few unexpected twists.

And here's the rather curious part: despite feeling wonderfully tucked away from the world, you're still just minutes from downtown Blue Ridge, with its restaurants, shops, and mountain adventures.

Then again, there's absolutely nothing wrong with staying put.

After all, you've already found Wonderland. Why be in such a hurry to leave?

 
And one less curiosity to unravel: professional cleaning is already included in your nightly rate. No separate cleaning fees hiding down the rabbit hole!

Cancellation Policy: One hundred percent (100.00%) of the total booking charges will be refunded if the cancellation is made more than 60 days prior to the arrival date of the reservation. Fifty percent (50.00%) of the total booking charges will be refunded if the cancellation is made more than 45 days prior to the arrival date of the reservation. For cancellations made within 45 days prior to the arrival date, no refund will be issued. Grace period with free cancellation (no cancellation fees or partial refunds possible) for 24 hours after booking if arrival is at least 72 hours away at time of booking.

Meet the MAD Minds Behind the Magic! We're James and Camila, the husband-and-wife duo behind Toasty Cabin Stays and the slightly overactive imaginations responsible for Mad Hatter Cottage. What started as a love for unique spaces turned into something a little more elaborate than originally planned. Apparently, we don't know how to do anything halfway, especially when there's an opportunity to add a little magic, mischief, or an unnecessarily elaborate detail. We're hands-on hosts who love sharing what we've created, and we're delighted you've found your way down our rabbit hole! Stay curious. Stay Toasty. James & Camila

Mineral Bluff, Georgia

Property Type Cottage
Accommodation Entire Home
Check-In Lockbox
House Rules
  • Maximum occupancy: 4
  • Not suitable for children
  • Not suitable for infants
  • Smoking not allowed
  • Wheelchair inaccessible
  • Minimum age of primary renter: 21
  • Pets not allowed
Setting & View
  • Mountain View
  • River
  • Forest
  • Mountain
  • Rural
  • Waterfront
  • Courtyard View
  • Garden View
  • River View
General
  • Internet / Wifi
  • Fireplace
  • Air Conditioning
  • Central Heating
  • Linens Provided
  • Towels Provided
  • Washing Machine
  • Clothes Dryer
  • Hot Water
  • Private Living Room
  • Hair Dryer
  • Iron & Board
  • Ceiling Fans
  • Basic Soaps
  • Paper Towels
  • Shampoo
  • Toilet Paper
  • Hangers
  • Private Entrance
  • Extra Pillows & Blankets
  • Body Soap
  • Hair Conditioner
  • Rain Shower
  • Shower Gel
  • Clothing Storage (closet or wardrobe)
Kitchen
  • Kitchen
  • Refrigerator
  • Stove
  • Oven
  • Microwave
  • Dishwasher
  • Dishes & Utensils
  • Spices/Pantry Items
  • Coffee Maker
  • Toaster
  • Freezer
  • Blender
  • Kettle
  • Pots & Pans
  • Kitchen Island
  • Dining Table
  • Baking Sheet
  • Barbeque/Grill Utensils
  • Coffee
  • Wine Glasses
Bathrooms 2 Baths (1 full, 1 half)
  • Full – Shower, Toilet
  • Half – Toilet
Sleeping Arrangements 2 Bedrooms, sleeps 2-4
  • Bedroom – 1 Queen Bed
  • Bedroom – 1 King Bed
Entertainment
  • Television
  • Stereo
  • Games/Board Games
  • Books
  • Smart TV
  • Record Player
  • Sound System
  • Life Size Games
  • Theme Room
Outdoor
  • Outdoor Grill
  • Deck/Patio (uncovered)
  • Balcony/Terrace
  • Lawn/Garden
  • Private Yard
  • Fire Pit
  • Outdoor Dining
  • Outdoor Seating
Pool/Spa
  • Hot Tub
Vehicles
  • Free Parking
Theme
  • Adventure
  • Romantic
  • Tourist Attractions
Attractions
  • Health/Beauty Spa
  • Marina
  • Museums
  • Winery Tours
Leisure
  • Antiquing
  • Bird Watching
  • Eco Tourism
  • Horseback Riding
  • Paddle Boating
  • Boating
  • Shopping
  • Wildlife Viewing
  • Water Sports
Sports & Adventure
  • Cycling
  • Fishing
  • Freshwater Fishing
  • Golf
  • Hiking
  • Jet Skiing
  • Kayaking
  • Mountain Biking
  • Rafting
  • Rock Climbing
  • Water Skiing
  • Swimming
  • Water Tubing
  • Whitewater Rafting
  • Bowling Alley
  • Mini Golf
Safety
  • Carbon Monoxide Detector
  • Deadbolt Lock
  • Fire Emergency Contact
  • Fire Extinguisher
  • First Aid Kit
  • Medical Emergency Contact
  • Exterior Lighting
  • Police Emergency Contact
  • Smoke Detector
  • Common Surface Disinfectant Cleaned
  • Cleaning Products
Expectations
  • Requires Stairs
  • Cameras/Surveillance
  • Dangerous Animals
  • Pool/Jacuzzi With No Fence
  • Near Lake, River, or Water Body
  • Heights With No Fence
Check Out Tasks
  • Return Keys
  • Turn Things Off
  • Throw Away Trash
  • Lock Up
  • Gather Towels
  • Additional Requests
  • Load Dishwasher
  • Start Dishwasher
  • Remove Leftover Food & Drinks
  • Remove Personal Items
Accessibility
  • Path To Entrance Lit At Night